Being A Vampire Sucks!

Created by Louis Hulburd, Tiffany (Xiaoting) Yu, Aaron Kuthoor, and aofri

So there is good news and bad news. The good news is that you've been turned into a vampire! A creature of the night, an undead feared by many, a monster that feasts on the blood of the innocent.

…The bad news is that you've been turned into a vampire. Yes, you need blood. Yes, you will die when you come in contact with the sun or silver. But the Master who turned you, also skimped on granting you any cool abilities, leaving you with only downsides overall. Oh, they also plan to eat you at the break of dawn.

Now stuck in the castle of the most fearsome vampire in all the land, what will you do? Will you escape? Will you take his place? Or will you meet your end at the hands of traps and monsters infinitely more deadly than your sorry ass.